The American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) has a strong hold on GOP-controlled state legislatures around the country, including Ohio. After a few years of bad publicity, nearly 400 lawmakers cut ties with the corporate-backed group, but still, nearly 25% of all U.S. state lawmakers are ALEC members. No Republicans chose to drop out of ALEC in Ohio, so with drastically gerrymandered Congressional districts in the Buckeye state, the percentage of ALEC members is much higher than the norm.
Corporate membership has also taken a hit, but a new initiative, called The Prodigal Son Project, is aimed at winning back former members who publicly backed away from ALEC due to the controversy of corporations sitting at the same table as legislators to create laws. ALEC also created a new lobbying wing, the Jeffersonian Project, to “provide greater legal protection and lessen ethics concerns,” so corporate members are bound to return. Prodigal Son? Jeffersonian Project? Who are they fooling with those silly names? Republican legislators!
One can only imagine how ALEC goes about recruiting Republican lawmakers in Ohio:
HELP WANTED
Job Title: GOP/ALEC Legislator
Company: Ohio House of Representatives and/or Ohio Senate
Location: Ohio General Assembly, Ohio Statehouse, Columbus, Ohio
Seeking partisan individuals to act as part-time conservative lawmakers with ability to relocate as needed. Applicant must be dedicated to sacrificing the environment, human rights, and middle class beliefs in order to promote initiatives of wealthy benefactors. Must be willing to represent corporate special interests by attacking unions, diminishing public education, suppressing voters, encouraging privatization, and preventing implementation of health care reform. Position seeker must be experienced at using the “Copy & Paste” feature on the computer.
Position requires no independent thought, nor compromise, but requires complete compliance in following the ALEC agenda.
If interested, please call Bill Meierling @ 571-482-5007.
Think.