Oh-oh, yes I’m the great pretender, pretending that I’m doing well,
My need is such I pretend too much, I’m lonely but no one can tell.
Too real is this feeling of make-believe,
Too real when you see what my acts can’t conceal,
Oh-oh, yes I’m the great pretender, pretending that I’m doing well,
My need is such I pretend too much, I’m lonely but no one can tell.
~Recorded by the Platters in 1955
The Great Pretender was the first ever Doo Wop song to reach #1 in America, and The Platters were the first R&B group to have a #1 hit on the pop charts. Since Doo Wop groups often practiced in washrooms because of great acoustics, the Platters, along with their manager Buck Ram, wrote the lyrics in the washroom of the Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas in the mid-50’s.
Ohio’s own Great Pretender is Governor John Kasich, who pretends to be many things that he’s not. He pretends that he’s a compassionate governor who wants to help working-class Ohioans, yet he championed the anti-worker Senate Bill 5 in 2011. He pretends that he’s a job creator, though Ohio’s unemployment rate is above the national average. He pretends that he’s cut taxes, but he’s merely shifted the burden from income taxes to increase property and sales taxes. John Kasich pretends that he’s a moderate Republican; however, his entire agenda is heavily based on ideals from the radically conservative American Legislative Exchange Council, known as ALEC.
He’s currently trying to convince voters that he’s “just another kid from an ethnic blue-collar background” who supports helping those less fortunate through government social programs. Athens County Job & Family Services Director Jack Frech, whose agency serves one of Ohio’s poorest counties, said Kasich has done more damage than good for the poor.
“The truth is we’ve thrown 100,000 people, including 60,000 children, off cash assistance, and those people have nothing and they are hungry and many of them are homeless,” Frech said. “That’s the reality of his policies. I think it’s great that the governor’s talking about poor people, but his compassion that he expresses does not reflect the reality of his policies.”
Oh-oh, yes, John Kasich is the Great Pretender, but Ohio voters can see what his acts can’t conceal. .. and that’s not make-believe.
Think.